comanche 3,178 Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Chap potters down to the riverbank and is about to make his first cast when a loud voice from his backside goes, "No you idiot you've got to set the float over depth !.". The angler shakes his head in disbelief but does as he's told . This goes on all day with the voice from the back-passage keeping up a barrage of advice and tips on bait and tactics. At the end of the day the angler is a nevous wreck . The voice has driven him mad and his peacefull day on the bank has been ruined . The next morning he goes to see the Doctor and explains the problem . "Don't worry,"says the Doctor ", all anglers are guilty of talking out of their ar*se from time to time just go home and watch some Robson Green videos and you'll realise you are quite normal ." The patient is not reassured and persudes the Doctor to give him a proper examination. Dutifully he drops his trousers and the Doc dons a latex glove starts to probe about . "Ah I see the problem." he announces triumphantly. " You have an anal fissure !. I'll get my coat ...... Quote Link to post
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