Lee85 44 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 My wife and I had a huge row last night, she called me gullible and said I was "financially irresponsible." I can't wait to see her face when I tell her I've just won the Nigerian lottery. My girlfriend asked me if I had ever pissed in the shower. I said, "Yeah, a couple of times, accidentally." She said, "That's disgusting! What do you mean accidentally?!" "Hey," I said, "these things happen when you're having a shit." My wife is a right darling. She's got big f**k off eyebrows and always takes my beer and fag money off me. Walked into HMV and the assistant said "Good morning". I said, "You too". He said, "Second aisle, first shelf on the left". Funny f****r BBC News: Size 16 girl in Miss England final Sounds more like Miss Whales to me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLEESNIPER 0 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 that shower 1 had me in stitches Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 9,978 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Me too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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