Joke

[Annmarie09 5]

Distraught farmer Angus finds all his cows frozen solid in the snow. He prays to God for help. An elderly woman appears, puts her arms across his frozen cows and they promptly thawed out

 

 

Thank you said the grateful farmer. Are you an angel sent from God?

 

No says the woman. I'm Thora Herd.

[ArchieHood 3,692]

:clapper:

 

 

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the cashier.

He can see from her nameplate that her name is

Patricia Whack.

 

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take

a holiday.'

 

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his

name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his

dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the

bank manager.

 

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan

with some collateral.

 

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a

tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright

pink and perfectly formed.

 

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to

consult with the bank manager and disappears into

a back office.

 

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog

called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know

you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to

use this as collateral.'

 

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what

in the world is this?'

 

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

 

'It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a

loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'