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DALLAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL

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> DallasATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land

> eastbound on runway 9R."

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> Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land

> on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!

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> DallasATC: "Tower to Iran Air711--You are cleared to land

> westbound on runway 9R."

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> IranAir: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land

> on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"

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> Pause: Static.............

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> Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

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> DallasATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

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> Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME

> RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION

> COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

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> DallasATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and

> tell Allah 'hey' for us -- "

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