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My mate always sends me jokes and ive just recived this one off him...I found it quite funny to be honest. :11:

 

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down next to him

 

He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet.

 

The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked at the old man, he was staring at him.

 

Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter old man ... never done anything wild in your life?"

 

Without missing a beat the old man replied:" Got drunk once and f **** d a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."

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