dog joke

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Four professionals - an engineer, a chemist, an accountant and an IT

consultant - were all boasting about how clever their dogs were.

The engineer said that his dog could do something pretty impressive, so the

others asked him to show them.

"Setsquare, come here" shouted the engineer,"do your stuff."

The dog walked over, picked up a ruler and a pencil and drew a perfect

square on a piece of paper that was on the floor.

The others agreed that this was pretty impressive.

The chemist also said that his dog was very intelligent, and offered to show

the others. "Prescription, come here, do your stuff".

Prescription ran over and went to the fridge, where he took out a bottle of

milk. Then he took a 10 ml glass and poured the milk into the glass, right

up to the top of the rim, without spilling any.

Again everyone thought this was pretty cool.

The accountant called his dog over.

"Spreadsheet, get to work".

Spreadsheet ran into the kitchen and brought out a box of twelve cookies. He

then opened the box and divided the cookies into four equal piles of three

cookies each.

The four professionals were suitably impressed.

They turned to the IT Consultant and said "What can your dog do?"

The IT consultant called his dog over.

"Waster, come over here and get to work.

"Waster ambled over, drank the milk, ate the cookies, shat on the paper on

the floor and shagged the three other dogs.

He then presented an invoice for two thousand pounds, lit a cigar, got into

his BMW and pissed off to the pub.

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