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african boxer nigaboo wogchops has just returned to the ring

after having both feet amputated after a horrific accident,

he has had 12 fights with out defeet :D

 

 

 

paddy and mary went to counselling after 25 yrs of marrige

the therapist asked whats the problem

mary had a list

neglect

lomeliness

she felt unloved

finaly,the therapist told mary to stand,he unbuttoned her blouse caressed her breasts and passionatlt kissed her

this is what your wife needs 3 times a week

paddy thought for a few seconds and replies

i can drop her off monday wednesdays but i go fishing on fridays

 

 

 

a man goes into a library and asks for a book on under age dwarlf sex

the librarian says how can you stoop so f###ing low

the man replies

aye thats the one

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Old bloke walks into a chemist and orders 6 viagra tablets cut into 1/4's

chemist says 'i can cut them into 1/4's for u but a 1/4 is not enought to get a full erection'

'look lad' says the old timer 'i'm 97 years old, i dont want a full erection, i just want it to stick out enough so i dont piss on me slippers'

!!!!!!!!!!

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