plug allen 2 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 african boxer nigaboo wogchops has just returned to the ring after having both feet amputated after a horrific accident, he has had 12 fights with out defeet paddy and mary went to counselling after 25 yrs of marrige the therapist asked whats the problem mary had a list neglect lomeliness she felt unloved finaly,the therapist told mary to stand,he unbuttoned her blouse caressed her breasts and passionatlt kissed her this is what your wife needs 3 times a week paddy thought for a few seconds and replies i can drop her off monday wednesdays but i go fishing on fridays a man goes into a library and asks for a book on under age dwarlf sex the librarian says how can you stoop so f###ing low the man replies aye thats the one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RABBIT_HUNTER 0 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 1st 1 is crap but the other 2 r ok! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,577 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.terrier man. 193 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 like the last one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RABBIT_HUNTER 0 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Old bloke walks into a chemist and orders 6 viagra tablets cut into 1/4's chemist says 'i can cut them into 1/4's for u but a 1/4 is not enought to get a full erection' 'look lad' says the old timer 'i'm 97 years old, i dont want a full erection, i just want it to stick out enough so i dont piss on me slippers' !!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swift 0 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 All were quite funny. love racist jokes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thehunter09 1 Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 nice one mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
silkmen 3 Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 All were quite funny. love racist jokes. me to that 1st 1s a cracker plug Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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