brother 11 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 for newly married men feel free to add to the list when asked to hoover, do so as if the room is circular when asked to wash up never get the plates properly clean when asked to make the bed always pull the quilt over the pillows(women hate that they like the pillows on top) when asked to put the dishes away make sure something will fall when they open the cupboard. when asked to cook make sure you leave an unholy mess the result................... she never ask you to do it again btw some one asked Kim if I was a considerate lover so I jumped in and said of course I am I lift my feet up when shes hoovering all of the above are just a few of my own observations gents Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MuttleMcTuttle 21 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Advice for young newly married girls When he gets randy say "sorry sweetheart, I'm just too tired after doing all the housework" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 sexist nonsense !!!!!!!!!! i look after my wife eg. i took her a glass of water and some asprin the other night, she said "what are they for ???" i said "for your headache" she said " but, i havn't got a headache !?" so i said ................................ "any chance of a shag then ????????" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brother 11 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 to be honest if she wants to think shes a far superior multi tasker then I dont want to burst her bubble because I love her so much Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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