Guest bullterrier Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Paddy is in court charged with the double murder of his wife and her fancy man. The judge starts proceedings and explains "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A man at the back for the courtroom shouts "B*stard!!!" The room goes silent and the judge continues "you are also charged with beating your wife's lovers to death with a hammer." A man at the back of the court shouts out "F*cking b*stard!!!" The judge has had enough of the shouting and says "Sir, I can understand your anger at this crime, but I will have no more outbursts in my court. If you have any more to say, please say it now." The man at the back stands up and says "15 years I have lived next door to that b*stard and every time I asked him to borrow a f*cking hammer he said he didn't have one!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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craigyboy 1,274 Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 jasus thats older than mi dad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 (edited) while were on about old 1s mickey mouse writes to his solicitors stating he wishes to file for divorce from minnie and could they get things started, with the letter he encloses a statement of the reasons why he wants a divorce... a week later the solicitor phones mickey and says.. "well mickey weve got the ball rolling but i must say your reason for wanting a divorce has surprised me" "what do you mean" "well...i wouldnt say that your wife having big teeth would call for a divorce" "thats not what i meant when i said she was f*****g goofy" Edited October 2, 2009 by craigyboy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thehunter09 1 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 while were on about old 1s mickey mouse writes to his solicitors stating he wishes to file for divorce from minnie and could they get things started, with the letter he encloses a statement of the reasons why he wants a divorce... a week later the solicitor phones mickey and says.. "well mickey weve got the ball rolling but i must say your reason for wanting a divorce has surprised me" "what do you mean" "well...i wouldnt say that your wife having big teeth would call for a divorce" "thats not what i meant when i said she was f*****g goofy" hahahahahaha funny az owt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 a pakistani gentleman has been shot in the head with a starting pistol.....police say its definatly race related Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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