joke

[Guest bullterrier]

The mayor of Liverpool was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the city.

 

He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Liverpool was full of

pigeon poop, the people of Liverpool could not walk on the pavements, or

drive

on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and pavements

clean.

 

One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.

 

"I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the

city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay

me

one million pounds to ask one question."

 

 

 

The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and

released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into

the bright blue English sky. All the pigeons in Liverpool saw the blue

pigeon

and gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The Liverpool pigeons followed the

blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

 

The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City

Hall.

 

 

The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon had

performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Liverpool of the plague of

pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor

presented him with a check for 1 million pounds and told the man that,

indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no

fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1

million just to get to ask ONE question. The man accepted the money and

told

the mayor to ask his question.

 

 

 

 

Do you think he is going to ask where the pigeons went?

 

 

 

 

 

Do you think he is going to asked where he got the blue pigeon?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noooooooo ! This will get a smile out of you!

 

 

The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Polish bloke by any chance?"

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