frankieboy 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 (edited) BRETT CAME TO NOTTINGHAM FOR A WEEKEND EARLY THIS YEAR AND I THOUGHT ME AND MY BRO ( SLICKDIKO) WOULD TAKE HIM OUT DOING A LITTLE FOX CONTROL ON SOME PERMISSION NEAR US. YOU SEE BRETT WAS ONLY USED TO CATCHING THE ODD RAT NOW AND THEN AND SEEING THE ODD RABBIT RAN OVER ON THE BYPASS NEAR HIS HOUSE AS HE LIVES IN HOLYHEAD WALES. YOU SEE NO JOBS THERE AND ALL THE DOLE HEADS HAVE EATEN ALL OF THEM! ANY WAY BACK TO THE STORY! THE WIND WAS BLOWING SHITTY RAIN COLD..SO BRETT FELT RIGHT AT HOME,LOL WE HAD BEEN WALKING FOR ABOUT AN HOUR FIXING AND SETTING TRAPS AS THE FOXES WERE IN GREAT NUMBERS ROUND HEAR AND WHERE TAKING EVERYTHING THEY COULD GET THERE TEETH ROUND. WHEN WE LOST SIGHT OF BRETT HE WENT WONDERING INTO THE WOOD WHERE THE SHEEP WHERE KEPT BEING A BIG STRAPPING FELLOW HE MADE TO MUCH NOISE AND THESE SHEEP WHERE WISE TO HIS INTENTIONS, SOON HE WAS ALONE ,ALL THE SHEEP HAD RAN FOR THERE ASSES,,LOL QUIET AND DARK ALONE.. .. THEN!!!!! A SCREAM A LOAD HIGH PITCH AS THOUGH SOMEONE WAS BEING MURDERED.,,,,THEN,,,,.AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!! YES GUYS HE SHIT HIS SELF RUNNING THROUGH THE WOOD CRASHING INTO TREES BRANCHES WIPPING AT HIS FACE ...IM PHONING THE POLICE HE SHOUTS GET AWAY FROM ME....HE FELL SMACK ON HIS FACE MUD ALL IN HIS TEETH BUT HE GOT UP AND RAN LIKE A FERRIT UP A DRAINPIPE...... ME AND SLICKDIKO LOOK AND GRINNED AT EACH OTHER WE KNEW IT WAS A FOX CALLING ITS MUM ..OR EVEN CALLING BRETT......HE RAN PASSED US SCREAMING RUN,,RUN YOU FOOLS... NOW WE TRIED TO TELL HIM IT WAS OK BUT WE COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING,,, :D WE LOVE YA REALLY BRETT BUT COME ON MATE WAS THERE ANY POINT IN PHONING THE COPPERS!!! THANKS GUYS MY NAMES FRANKIE AND IM HEAR ALL WEEK!1 ENJOY THE READ BY THE WAY HE JUST RANG ME LAUGHING SAYING NOONE KNOWS WHERE OR WHO HE IS ON HEAR.........HIS HUNTING LIFE NAME IS ,,BARKS,,, GOOD LAD BUT THICK AS SHIT.....XXXXX Edited July 28, 2009 by frankieboy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
frankieboy 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 BRETT IS A LITTLE COOKOO NOW BUT WE LOVE HIM HES A GREAT BUSHER! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
taff 41 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 BRETT IS A LITTLE COOKOO NOW BUT WE LOVE HIM HES A GREAT BUSHER! brett Quote Link to post Share on other sites
frankieboy 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 BRETT IS A LITTLE COOKOO NOW BUT WE LOVE HIM HES A GREAT BUSHER! brett GLAD YOU LIKE IT TAFF HE DONT TELL YOU WHAT HE GETS UP TO DOWN HEAR DOES HE...LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
barks 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 BRETT IS A LITTLE COOKOO NOW BUT WE LOVE HIM HES A GREAT BUSHER! brett GLAD YOU LIKE IT TAFF HE DONT TELL YOU WHAT HE GETS UP TO DOWN HEAR DOES HE...LOL lolololololol. you twat? good look to who believe that? hows that greatdane getting on mate or did you take my advise and get rid after all the only hunting iv dun down shoutingham. is [bANNED TEXT] you tuck the greatdane out and it had 10 slips got 1 bunny and then droped that 1. i'll sick to sunny wales mate. nice story that though frany lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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