Guest MOLLY Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye too. He says to him, "Hey! This is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask you how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, "I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh'" I accidently said, "I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh" so she socked me a good one. The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey." But I accidentally said, "You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, bitch." MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest The Shaman Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Damn, all these years thought I had tourettes syndrome and all I'm having is tongue twister accidents! :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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