patdahat 41 Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 what do you call a rabbit with fleas??? BUGS BUNNY. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell over when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass. What made you come?" Murphy said, "I've got to be honest with you, Father. A while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and I imagined he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat." The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?" Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat." The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou shalt not steal,' you decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?" Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about 'Thou shalt not commit adultery,' I remembered where I had left me hat." put this one on for you mate the rabbit one was terrible.. ....john Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patdahat 41 Posted July 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 i konw it is thats a goon un tho Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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