Guest staffman1 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 2 cigarettes in a ashtray one says to the other does my butt look big in this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ferreterni 29 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Bloke has the frontroom to himself for first time in ages, wife out shopping, son upstairs watching tv. Just starting to doze off and the wee boy comes down stairs, " dad" he says "whats love juice" Oh christ thinks the father, what do I say. Well son he says, your 10 now I suppose its time you learnt a few things. So he gives him a talk about when he meets a girl he likes, how things will move on from kissing. To a bit of feeling a fondling and eventually some up skirt stroking. Now when your young lady is ready to go a bit further you'll know because of her love juice. "gee dad thanks for that" he says and heads off back upstairs, just as he leaves the room the dad calls him back and says what are you watching up there any way? "Wimbledon" says the son Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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