ferret15 0 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 just got sent this A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Gordon Brown's?" asked the man. "Gordon's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 :clapper: Did you know, that Gordon Brown gets on average two turds sent to him by post every week ............ what I want to know is; who sends the other one?? ATB Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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