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  1. Johny Rocko turned up in the flats where i was liveing at the time going out with a bird thats as f****d up as he was...the name...mad maureen she lived next to r kids bird one day r kid phones me up and say you got to come and see this so i poped round and theres rocko in mad maureens flat screaming 9 foors up, at people going "f**k your f*****g tea spoons" and the throwing spoons at people walking past then one day i was haveing some work done on the flat so the front door was open i went in to the kitchin to make a brew on on walking back into mi front room found mad maureen s
  2. not laughs so much in f****n ages pmsl you know he caught that dirty bitch stuck across two paki's...i mean how would you like it"..
  3. swamper

    HELP!!!

    no probs luv....you tryed to help me once favour returened
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    MOVING!!

    fair do's mate.....hope it all works out for you both
  5. arrrr memories where was the viny jones and gazza moment good find mate cheered me up that...im gona watch it again
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    MOVING!!

    frank...get you and the mrs on holiday....soon as you can!!! get away from it all for a bit.....just you, her and some sun!!!!
  7. Johny Rocko...ORT...... nearly killed him one night...and i mean for real he was dressed like you explained..with the case...but had a cue in it my musiss was 8 month pregers....with my 1st born..and went into the shop whilst i was waiting in the car on cathrine st AUL and that f**k whit was in there he only pulled out his cue and smaked her round legs with it..well you can imagened what happpend its a good job he went down easy...because id have ended his life there and then f****n f****d up chap....another foot up he would have smacked my unborn baby across the head and the cheeky
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    Rabbithunter how many of us blokes get hurt lookin at the ladies my mate wrote a bus off wich is near impossible to do
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    i remeber them days mate....but we got the cane the bastereds trik was to get you on the up stoke aswell to catch you on the finger nails i held the school record.....36 in one day....now that f****n hurt kids now dont know what there missing lol hey this f****r let you pic wich cane he was going to use and get this one ov um would jump of a chair when he caned you thayd lock the fuckers up nowa days
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    i remeber them days mate....but we got the cane the bastereds trik was to get you on the up stoke aswell to catch you on the finger nails i held the school record.....36 in one day....now that f****n hurt
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    sused it mate when your hands are cold theres less blood...so theres less protection between the nerve and the top of the skin...so when you bang it the mrs sused it......friggin smart arse medical student
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    or when your working on the car and you rap your knuckels...ooooooooo man you want to shoot the f****r
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    SAW

    yep it is just your sense of humour
  14. maybe the english hare is faster... :whistle: dont kill mi frank it was a joke
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    question

    strange one tho init...when your hands are cold then theres less blood going to them so the nerves arnt workin proper....so it should realy hurt less...but it doesnt....
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    question

    question from mi eldest when you hurt your self...say like when you bang your hand...why does it hurt more when your cold....got me baffled??????
  18. im with frank on this one Red Mills Tracker mixed with raw not had any problems and shes in good nic
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