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That new covid strain was diagnosed in the village two days ago. The person had come back from London.
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And to Ted.
Hope you and yours have a great time and new year
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4 minutes ago, dytkos said:
That's the one mate with Rhianna.
Cheers, D.
Fair enough movie that.
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3 minutes ago, dytkos said:
Watched Battleship last night, passable 7/10
Cheers, D.
Is that the alien one, with the old navy ship ?
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A Christmas Carol.
Really enjoyable
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2 minutes ago, gnipper said:
I've got a ham to do here and I'm going to give it a go in the slow cooker with coke or dr pepper.
Heard that's a nice way to cook it. Gives a nice flavour to the ham
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18 minutes ago, Mickey Finn said:
This is an common topic on this side of the pond. We have quite a few trying to "live off the grid" even now. IMHO the people who banned together would have the best chance at survival. That would require rules and all that goes with it.
Safety in numbers. Everyone pools their knowledge and skills.
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10 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:
" Into The Grizzly Maze ".
Prime. Fell asleep. Caught either end. What a waste of an hour of my life!!!
Must try harder.
If you can find it, 30 days of night is a decent watch
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31 minutes ago, king said:
I had to look for it on youtube mate.and it's there
What's the name of the movie king
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16 minutes ago, dytkos said:
Just watched Spiderman the Homecoming, ok for the genre, 8/10
Now "watching" Jason Stathams' Blitz
Cheers, D.
Blitz is fairly good, better than Spider-Man imo
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2 hours ago, WILF said:
The rural places like we live mate would hardly miss a beat really, nobody would starve and we certainly are not running out of water any time soon ! Lol
Most livestock is on a grass system
Turf for heat.
All sorted
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Just now, gnipper said:
My littleun likes it too
It's the little things in life, that make it all worth while
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4 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:
Flint Fire starter, guns, compound bow, few cattys, a few different good quality knives,axe, shovel, a terrier,a lurcher, fishing rods, terminal tackle, Gill net, inflatable rib with an outboard, Mrs and kids... Anything else, then I'd pick it up along my travels from the weaker specimens
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7 minutes ago, WILF said:
The rural places like we live mate would hardly miss a beat really, nobody would starve and we certainly are not running out of water any time soon ! Lol
Most livestock is on a grass system
Turf for heat.
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We do/Will have it good, regardless of what happens.
It's not that wet
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16 minutes ago, JDHUNTING said:
An hour maybe two
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3 minutes ago, .357shooter said:
would not bother me i have plenty at home that would take him out.
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19 minutes ago, baker boy said:
How much do you take
My missus takes it every day, one tab
800ui a day
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Or is it some of us hope (secretly or other wise) for a rest, to get back to simpler times.
Some of us are home sick for times we never knew, simpler farming and hunting practices, with basic living, closer to nature,
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Funny Joke Thread
in General Talk
Posted
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat
The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of his sled,
A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jacket to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile.
He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were
packed.
The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And a six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.
A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch,
Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!"