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  1. walshie

    I was sitting in the pub when a mate and he told me this joke. ‘What do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Throw in your washing.’ The bloke next to us stood up and said "Do you mind? My brother was epileptic and died in the bath whilst having a fit". We both went white and apologised. I said “I’m sorry to hear that. Did he drown?” The man said “No, he choked on a sock.”

    1. mad al

      mad al

      lol

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  2. mad al

    Is Spiderman a web designer?

    1. mad al

      mad al

      guess he'd be into soft"wear" tho

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  3. mad al

    Is Spiderman a web designer?

    1. mad al

      mad al

      lol

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  4. jeppi26

    R.I.P grandad you will be sadly missed but not forgotten old boy love you to bit xxxxxxxx

    1. mad al

      mad al

      Sorry for your loss

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  5. mad al

    two blondes driving to Disneyland came to a road sign "Disneyland Left" so they burst into tears and drove back home.

    1. mad al

      mad al

      cheers guys lol

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