Sorry Willum, I am the one having a laugh, you lot bite so easily Yes I am a man of the countryside, I used to hunt but poachers and idiots have ruined it for most decent folk - such selfish c**ts. I don't want any part of it anymore. I enjoy helping our wildlife now rather than trying to control it. If anything needs controlling on this planet it is us, the real pest. There is nothing better than having the peace and quiet of a Sunday morning shattered by some dorks trying to rid the world of crows, pigeons or magpies.
Anyway, I'm of to bed, got a busy day tomorrow at the House of Commons