Stabs

Ever wondered where Simoman has been lately?

On tour with Jimmy Somerville

He drops anchor in poo bay

His Mam caught him kissing the TV when Gonch from Grange Hill was on

Bowls from the pavilion end

Keeps white Alsatians....fact

He feeds beefburgers to swans

He's never been the same since Trevor decided to go solo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ixcNjq9d0&feature=related

My arms are missing you, my lips feel the same way too

I tried so hard to be true, like I promised I'd do

But this boy keeps coming around, he's trying to wear my resistance down

Hey Simo, Simo, oh Simoman, when are you coming back

Simo, Simo, oh Simoman, when are you coming back

I didn't say London, England did I? God, you can't say anything without someone jumping down your throat. I don't know why I come on here anymore...you're all a bunch of haters...spiteful haters.

Pug x Italian Greyhound is NOT a bull cross

Duncan Norvelle's stunt double

Sean Frain's Gimp

Simon is.... "A danger to the vulnerable" - the words of Esther Rantzen, not me

Goes swimming with Michael Barrymore