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  16. FREE FERRETS

    in Optics and Night Vision

    Posted

    my mate needs to re-home his five ferrets, two castrated hobbs and 3 jills (one neutered)

    free to good home...nottingham area.

    please pm me.

     

    hi there mate has your friend still got the ferrets as mine needs a few compaions

    kind regards robin

  18. JOKES

    in General Talk

    Posted

    A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet..

     

    "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

     

    "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"

     

    So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

     

    Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

     

    "What? Because he's cross-eyed? "

     

    "No, because he's really heavy"

     

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    Two elephants walk off a cliff....... boom boom!

     

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    So I went to the dentist.

     

    He said "Say Aaah.."

     

    I said "Why?"

     

    He said "My dog's died."

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    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5

    people in my family, so it must be one of them.

     

    It's either my mum or my dad.

    Or my older brother Colin.

    Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

     

    But I think it's Colin.

     

    :clapper:

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