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The reasons mans best friend is his Terrier are as follows:-

1) From the momment you buy your Terrier, It will Love you unconditionally till the day it dies.

2) It doesnt need to be told that you love it a hundred times a day, as it already knows.

3) When you come home, it will alway's be happy to see you regardless of how bad your day was.

4) It never answers back, so you alway's have the last word.

5) It doesn't need to be bought trinkets or a fur coat (as it already has one).

6) It doesn't need expensive meals out, but does like the odd biscuit or piece of cheese.

7) You don't need to take it shopping every weekend.

8) It will be quite happy to dig the back garden so you don't have to.

9) It will protect your property (and its own) vigorously.

!0) Finally the only crap you get will be left in the back garden,

( or if youre lucky someone else's)

 

Please feel free to add to the list :signthankspin:

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