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A man and his friend are digging 2 his terriers. The man is just about is just about 2 break through when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the feild they are digging in. He stops in mid swing,takes off his hat,closes his eyes and bows in prayer. His friend says wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing thing i have ever seen. The man replies''yeah well we were married 35 years tho!'' :D

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One dark mornin,

black as nite,

i was wokenup so full of

fright!

right behind me,

i cud hear,

A noise which drenched

my soul with fear!

with trembin hand i

switched the light,

my buttocks clenched

extremely tight,

i turned & screamed

for what i saw..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Was what i'd shagged the

night before!

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One dark mornin,

black as nite,

i was wokenup so full of

fright!

right behind me,

i cud hear,

A noise which drenched

my soul with fear!

with trembin hand i

switched the light,

my buttocks clenched

extremely tight,

i turned & screamed

for what i saw..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Was what i'd shagged the

night before!

:clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

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