SAS Joke

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The SAS had an opening for an assasin.After all the background checks,interviews , and testing were done,there were three finalists,a woman and two men.

For the final test,the SAS agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your instructions,no matter what the circumstances.Inside this room is your wife sitting on a chair.Kill her."

The man said,"You can't be serious.I could never shoot my wife"

The agent said "then you're not the right man for the job.Take your wife and go home"

The second man was given the same instructions.He took the gun and went into the room.All was quiet for about five minutes.Then the man came out with tears in his eyes."I tried but I can't kill my wife"

Th eagent said,"You don't have what it takes.Take your wife and go home"

Finally it was the womans turn.She was given the instruction to kill her husband.She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard.one shot after another.They heard screaming.crashing and banging on the walls.After a few minutes,all was quiet.The door opened and the woman stood there.

She wiped the sweat from her brow."This gun was loaded with blanks" she said "I had to beat him to death with the chair".