joke

[Guest moleman]

A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.

 

He sits down next to her, and asks her:

 

Can we have sex ?"

 

No," she replies, "I'm married to God."

 

She then stands up, and

gets off at the next

stop.

 

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says :

 

I can tell you how to get to have sex with her !"

 

Yeah ?", says the hippy.

Yeah", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every

 

Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up

in a

 

robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your

beard,

 

and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God"

 

The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery

dressed

as

suggested on the next Tuesday night.

 

'I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his

face,

 

"You must have sex with me"

 

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to

anal

 

sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

 

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.

 

As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

 

Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!"

 

Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "