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hi everyone

just a quick story got a call from the office late yesterday gaffer say gary got a bit of a delicate problem my reply was get some cream ... but it wasnt that type of problem

pigeon job centre of york this shop had pigeons in the loft (for 3 year) and they now decide enough's enough how was it a delicate problem ? the loft hatch is only 15" x 15" and the lad who covers york has got no chance of getting through that hatch and as i was the nearest to york (newcastle ) lol

i got the job....anyway turned out 1st thing not expecting to use the rifle (in the centre of york) got to the shop an old 4 story victorian building stuck my head through the loft hatch and wow this loft was as big as my garden and easy 40 ft x 30ft and sitting right at the far brick gable end was 8 ferrals all lined up as if a modern day tin can alley (showing my age now) anyway as it was a brick back wall the best way to kill them was with the rifle head shots all but 1 by the time number 7 went down number 8 was now very lonley and started to twig what was happening just loaded up for the last bird when the little suicidal rat with wings flew straight at me and landed 2inches direct in front of the barrel all i had to was squeeze the trigger lol so the next time "some little old lady who sits in the market place after just having spent her last bit dosh in wild bird seed " says these bird are lovley and really really bright .... well i beg to differ

 

anyway the ferret got a treat tonight

 

cheers gary

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