BLACKBOB 9 Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Subject: FW: RADAR > > > >>>While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a >>>bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in >>>wait. >> >>The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic >>patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, >> >>"What's your hurry?" >> >>To which she replied, "I'm late for work." >>"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" >> >>I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. >> >>The cop stammered, "A what? >> >>A rectum stretcher? >> >>And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" >> >>"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to >>two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. >> >>I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly >>but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." >> >>"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. >> >>"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." >> >>Traffic Ticket $95.00 >> >>Court Costs $45.00 >> >>Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS. > Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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