Guest merle Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 John wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. John looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the oven, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the paper. His son is also at the table, eating. John asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, You came home around 3am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, John asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you said, "Get your hands off me, bitch! I'm married!" Self-induced hangover -- £50.00 Broken furniture -- £1,000.00 Breakfast -- £5.00 Saying The Right Thing to your wife when you're drunk -- PRICELESS!!! merle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest young lampers Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 nice one mate had to read it twice to get it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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