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A man went to the doctors and seen a sign on the wall,

"A free holiday and five hundred pound spending money for the worlds rarest disease contest". The man goes home that night thinking what he could do, so decides to find a hooker, after paying his money he sticks his toe in and thinks to himself this will win the contest - a dose on the toe. One week later his toe is up like a balloon so he goes to the doctors and says I have come to enter the worlds rarest disease contest, the doctor says, what have you got and he replies I have a does on the toe, the doctor replies I am sorry

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But a woman's just been in with athletes fanny

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