Guest ocs1867 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot. The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot. The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends. The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to shag the cat." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little Butch 16 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Already been posted.... Butch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jolong 1 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 still good though... its the first time ive ever read it.... jo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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