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A man gets on a bus and sits down.

 

A while later the man feels a bump so he goes up to the driver and asks him "What was that?".

 

The driver replies "I ran over a cat" and drives on.

 

A while later the man feels another bump so he goes up to the driver again and asks him "What was that?".

 

The driver replies "I just ran over a dog" and drives on.

 

A while after that, the man feels two more bumps so he goes up to the driver and asks him "What the hell is it this time?"

 

The driver replies "I just ran over a paki"

 

The man says "But i felt two bumps"

 

The driver replies "I know but i had to drive up the kerb to get the b*****d"

 

 

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