Foxgun Tom 75 Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a really hard jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a cockerel or a chicken.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a cockerel or a feckin chicken!!!!!!!!!!.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . . . . . .. .. > > > > > (scroll down) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box. ' Tom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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