WEE FUNNIE

[Guest HAWKEYE]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon

their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital were testing an amazing

new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's

labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try

it out.

 

Both said they were very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain

transfer to 10 per cent for starters, explaining that even 10 per cent

was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But

as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to

go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to

20 per cent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The

doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how

well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 per cent.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was

obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the

doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy

baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She

and her husband were ecstatic.

 

When they got home, they found the milkman dead on the porch.

[Squirrel_Basher 17,102]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon

their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital were testing an amazing

new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's

labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try

it out.

 

Both said they were very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain

transfer to 10 per cent for starters, explaining that even 10 per cent

was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But

as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to

go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to

20 per cent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The

doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how

well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 per cent.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was

obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the

doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy

baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She

and her husband were ecstatic.

 

When they got home, they found the milkman dead on the porch.

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