ghengis 4 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 (edited) mate emailed me these today: bloke making love to a big fat girl in bed asks her if he can put the bedroom light off she says is it cos you dont like to see my big fat body no he says well is it cos your shy and cant do it with light on no he says well what is it then she asks. he says no every time i go up i burn my ass ...... bought the wife an old car but she wasnt happy, she said that she wanted something that would go from 0 to 140 in three seconds so i bought her a set of bathroom scales wots the best thing a girl can have behind her ears to make her look nice ........................................ her feet . A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What, my dear?" she asked gently. "You're a goddamn jinx!" Edited March 3, 2008 by ghengis Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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