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A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday

when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge

initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law

and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree

possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him

more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the

judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out

that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning

that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge

took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have

custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child

welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Rangers Football

Club, whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone

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