Guest k9wpg Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 (edited) THESE ARE NICK NAMES FOR FELLOW WORKMATES DO YOIU HAVE ANY MORE NICKMAMES TO ADD TO THE LIST? AND WHICH ONES SOME UP YER FELLOW HUNTERS ON THIS SITE?? MY APPRENTICE WAS CALLED "THE LAD WITH NO HANDS "AS THEY WHERE ALWAYS IN HIS POCKETS by his workmates hers are some others from the docks BATMAN wont leave his ship without robbin' THE LAZY SOLICITOR is always struggling with a case GUY FAWKES says "This ship wants blowin up" LORD NELSON says " Keep your eye out for the boss" THE SHERRIFF says " Whats the hold up?" STANLEY MATTHEWS says "I'll take this corner" THE SPACEMAN is always going to his Ma(s) for his dinner BIG BEN worked while the stike was on. THE BIRD DOCTOR says " The lark's finished" TABLE JELLY says " Three nights and I'm set" THE UNDERTAKER says " Lay them out over there" THE SICK PIDGEON is always left in the loft. THE KITTEN says " is me owl fella down there?" THE FROZEN RABBIT says " lend me a tanner ter get I've lost me fur!" THE PARISH PRIEST Has always got his mates on his knees. THE PLASTIC SURGEON is a good grafter THE LONDON FOG won't lift THE WEIGH LIFTER waits while you lift. DOCTOR BARNARD says "what no overtime, boss have a heart!" THE BOBBY BEATER says "Lets get stuck ino this copper!" THE GARDNER says "finish the job boys, and go plant yourselves" THE OLYMPIC TORCH never goes out. THE RELUCTANT PLUMBER won't do a tap THE BALLOON "Don't let me down boys the boss will blow me up!" THE BAT Does so many nights he can't see in the day time. THE DRUG ADDICT "There's some morphia there" THE LONEY BAKER "Now the kids have left, there's only me an' the tart". THE BLACKSMITH When it his turn to pay, he makes a bolt for the door. Edited January 10, 2008 by k9wpg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stork 1 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 There good never heard of any thing like that befour very good. I sound like trhe Olympic torch :mellow: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest k9wpg Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 THE BROKEN CLOCK says "Give us a lift, I've got a bad ticker". THE SICK LOBSTER says "I'm goin home me, me nippers are bad". ABE-ABE says "What are you waiting for now?" DIESEL " Disel do for our kid, diesle do fer me Mar". THE PIANO They are alway playing on him!. THE DICE KING "I only want a seven". THE DEPTH CARGE...NEED A SUB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stork 1 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Very good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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