Guest lurcher-lass Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, “What seems to be the problem?†“I’m out of gas,†the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. “Try it now,†said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. “Wow!†the man exclaimed, “what did you put in my gas tank� ..................................the Bee answered...................................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcher-lass Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 O come on i thought this one was good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martin 332 Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Oh very good LL you crack me up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcher-lass Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Oh very good LL you crack me up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcher-lass Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 (edited) A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed? " "No, because he's really heavy". This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"The guy says, "I'm from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says "I mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!" Edited November 3, 2007 by lurcher-lass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
countess 0 Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 V good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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