So; There's These Two Prawns .....

[Guest Ditch_Shitter]

There's these two Prawns, John and Christian. One day John turns to his mate, Christian and says;

 

" Ye know what, Christian? I'm really bloody hacked off with being a Prawn. I'd like to be something differant for a change " To which Christian replies; " Well, that's no great problem mate. Why not just go see the Wizzard of the Deep? I'm sure he'll sort ye out "

 

 

And so off goes John to see the Wizzard of the Deep. " Wizzard of the Deep, " he whines, " I'm pissed rotten with being a Prawn. I'd like to be something differant. Can ye sort me out, please? "

 

" Well, what would ye like to be, John? ", asks the Wizard. Caught a bit on the hop by this, John the Prawn looks around him. And he spies a school of Sea Horses passing by. " A Sea Horse! " He cries. " I'd like to be a Sea Horse! Can ye ....? " Shazamm!!! And, with a flick of the Wizzard of the Deeps magickal wand, John the Prawn had become a Sea Horse.

 

Not too much time had passed however when John was getting restless once more. And so he confided in his friend, Christian, that he wasn't at all sure he'd done the right thing here. Christian just shrugged. " Then why don't ye go back to the Wizzard of the Deep and see if he'll help ye out again, John? Don't know till ye ask, do ye? "

 

And so it was, with some trepidation and head bowed that John the now Sea Horse returned to the Wizzard of the Deep. Not at all certain of the reception he may recieve.

 

Upon putting his new request to the Wizzard, John held his breath as the Wizzard scowled and, John was quite sure, muttered something Very much like " FFS! " under his breath. But then, to Johns delight, he gave a flick of his wrist and Shazamm!!!

 

John didn't know how to Thank the kindly old Wizzard enough and anyway, he was dismissed and sent on his happy way, grinning fit to burst as he rushed back to tell his friend the wonderfull news.

 

So ecstatic and over joyed was he that he couldn't even wait to get home. But as soon as he came within earshot he called out to his old mate;

 

" Christian! Christian ....!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm a Prawn Again, Christian!!! "

 

[hunter cammo 0]

you need to go back and see the doc mate ! have you stopt taking your meds ? :wacko:

[Guest Macnas]

Ditch, are you sure you weren't deported from the the UK for telling such terrible jokes?