Guest lurcher-lass Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Several men are in the locker room of their Golf Club.A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker facilty and begins to talk, everyone in the room stops to listen. MAN "Hello?". WOMAN."Hi honey,its me.Are you at the Golf Club." MAN."Yes" WOMAN."I'm out shopping and I've found this beautiful leather coat.It's only £500.Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN "Sure...go ahead if you like it so much" WOMAN "Great,thank you darling.I also popped into the Mercedes dealers and that new 2007 model we talked about is in.Is it OK if I place my order..?" MAN "How much is it again..?" WOMAN "£52000" MA "OK, but at that price make sure you get it with all the options." WOMAN "Great! I love you so much...Oh and one more thing.That house we looked at last year has been put back on the market.The asking price is now £575000." MAN "Well go ahead and make an offer of £550000...They'll probably take it,but if not we could go the extra £25k at a stretch..its as pretty fair price" WOMAN "OK,I'll see you later.I love you so much!" MN "Bye honey.I love you too" The man hangs up .All the other men in the locker room are staring at him with envious amazement, mouths hanging open. He smiles and says "Do any of you know who's phone this is..?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 haha brilliant where do you get these from????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcher-lass Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 haha brilliant where do you get these from????? Hey Now i cant be telling you that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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