Guest lurcher-lass Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Why Condoms Are Packed 3, 6 & 12 to a Box??? A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?' To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.' 'Oh, I see,' replied the boy pensively. 'Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.' He looks over the display and asks, ' Why are there three in this package Dad?' The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.' 'Cool!' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?' 'Those are for college men.' the dad answers. 'Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.' 'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest flint Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 man in chemist asks the female assistant for 99 condoms 99 she sez , feck me , the man sez o.k. make it 100. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcher-lass Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 man in chemist asks the female assistant for 99 condoms 99 she sez , feck me , the man sez o.k. make it 100. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest k9wpg Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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