Tallyho 181 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 "Newsflash!! " Foot and mouth has been found on a scottish farm. f**k knows where the rest of collin Mcrae is. A woman goes in to a shoe shop an sees a gorgeous pair of white stilettos, she asks the shop assistant what material there made of? the assistant replies "its genuine human skin, an they cost £1500, the woman replies i cant afford that. the shop assistant says dont worry we have them in black for £ 4.99 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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greatwhitehunter 47 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 haha the boys in school will love that one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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