gosling1960 191 Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 An American tourist asks an Irish dive master: "Why do Scuba divers always Fall backwards off their boats?"To which the Irishman replies:"If they fell forwards, they'd still be In the boat." 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gosling1960 191 Posted August 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her Contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor."No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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