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Saint Peter at the gates of Heaven


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3 Nuns turn up at the gates of heaven.

 

St. Peter meets them and says that they have to answer one question each before they can gain entry to heaven.

 

He turns to the first Nun and says "Who were the first two people to populate the earth?"

 

"Easy", she says, "Adam and Eve!"

 

"Correct", he says "You may enter"

 

He turns to the second Nun and says "Where did Adam and Eve meet?"

 

She says "In the Garden of Eden"

 

"Correct, you also may enter"

 

He turns to the third Nun who happens to be a Mother Superior and says "Because of your higher ranking and longer experience, I have a more difficult question for you, what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam when they met?"

 

She scratches her chin, furrows her brow and says "That's a hard one"

 

St. Peter says "Welcome to Heaven"

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