waggi 0 Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 (edited) Choose life. Choose a nova with a 4-litre engine. Choose hanging around with your mates in the shopping centre every f*****g day. Choose a big, f**k off pair of white reebok classics and a burberry cap. Choose a stereo capable of causing a seismic disturbance. Choose a fat spotty girlfriend with a penchant for multiple hoop earrings and pallid skin. Choose 20 lambert and butler Superkings cause they stretch that much further. Choose dodgy weed, lines of brickdust and a 'Superclub' in essex. Choose a large, empty carpark where you and all your mates can donut your pension-pulling, overspecced shagwagons. Choose gold alloys, UV underfloor lighting and more L.E.D.'s than a 60's super-computer. Choose jewellery from index, Bomber jackets from the market and shirts from Ben Sherman. Choose life feck that get out and hunt Edited July 10, 2007 by waggi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 I actually bought a very similar T shirt from 'Chav Scum.com'. Since gave it to a girl over here. But here's what it said on there: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 I actually bought a very similar T shirt from 'Chav Scum.com'. Since gave it to a girl over here. But here's what it said on there: How fecking true is that...........DS....superb sir Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mooster 1 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Excellent and rather refreshing to realise I'm not alone in feeling the need to kill everytime i see them in the park throwing cans of xxxx and fosters lager around. Why have they all started walking around with their hands down their pants!.........PLEASE somebody stop them from breeding.We are overrun with them down here!.......Lets stop moaning about mixy until we have seen if it can help!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldskool Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Lets stop moaning about mixy until we have seen if it can help!! .with mooster.. a half hours drive from here will take you to chav city... all these medallion tossers and theyre own language ... what the feck is a "sham" i thought it was a cloth but it seems to be used in a similar fashion as "mate"... there is lots of other words in theyre dialect but i havent figured them all out yet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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