Naughty Or Nice; Which List Did You Make It To?

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Being as I've been left with more time on my hands than I know what to do with, I thought I'd test out some of these mod cons I'm surrounded by and 'email' Santa both mine and my buddy Mawders' Christmas list.

 

Just received a very prompt reply from the 'Northern Hemisphere Regional Distribution, Request Services and Management' Elf, Gottleib Laplander. It reads;

 

"You're getting f**k all until you man up, face reality, ditch the toys and do some proper hard graft. Mr Claus, MD, frowns greatly upon bitching and whining on online forums and general dissatisfaction with the gifts the universe and life have already bestowed upon you."

 

Sounds a bit of a dick to me, considering trying my luck in Australia next year.

 

It came addressed to "The two lads who think they always know better and consider themselves "Airgun and Pest Control 'Authorities'".

 

I tried forwarding it to Si and Davy but it bounced with an attachment that simply read;

 

"Nice try. Tell the other douche bag too."

 

Any one know where one sends complaints to? The guys at Royal Mail allegedly have "better things to do than field frivolous and ridiculous requests from overgrown brats".

 

The postman can kiss his tip goodbye!