cymruguy69 5 Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 A gay couple are involved in a car crash Sadly 1 of them dies the mortician asked the other gent would he like the body buried or cremated? The gent says he would like him turned into a curry "A curry?!?" the Mortician asks "yes" says the gent "I want to feel him dribble out my arse one more time......" ................................................................................ ............................................. What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty ................................................................................ .... A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free. Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year". ................................................................................ ......... Q) What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? A) Half a dog. .............................................................................. Q what’s long hard and full of seamen? A. a submarine ............................................................................ Three guys are at a bar, on top of a cliff. The first guy says to the second guy " Jees I swear one more beer in me and I reckon I could jump off that cliff and float back up!" The second guy says " Ha I'll give ya $200 if you do" So the first guy drinks his beer goes to the cliff edge and jumps off, and gently floats up to the top. The second guy gets cocky and says "Hey you know what I reckon I could have one more beer and do the same thing!" so he does and jumps of the cliff to his bloody death! The third guy looks to the first and says "You know what, you’re a real jerk when you drink superman!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dobby 1 Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 somes been on before but some dobby Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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