why not

[Guest Lurcherbitch]

you have lost me ..

 

i put a post on another site about women and lurcher work ...i was only doing it to wind them up ...feck me maccy theres women on here and on this other site what would show a lot of lads on here how its done ...lamping digging ferrteting gutting the fecking lot ..iwouldnt go there if i was you... the trouble is most of them cant cook ..but you cant have everthing ...

 

 

Spot on Just like lurcher men are short fat n ugly...what happend there oh well we both sexes can compromise

Was going to edit.....but decided not to

Edited March 6, 2007 by Lurcherbitch

[Tallyho 181]

[Guest SJM]

Never argue with a woman.

 

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, and reads her book.

 

 

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

 

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"

says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you, " says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

 

MORAL:

 

Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think.

[Guest Eamon.Mc]

Whether they cook, clean, ferret, dig or lamp they're all the same lying down.