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Paddy walks into b& q and returns his bath he goes up to the counter and say " im returning my bath its got a leak "

The assistent says " did you put in the plug?"

Paddy says "fuk me you didnt say it was electric" :tongue2:

 

Jock walks past a sign that says pies 50p wanks 10p

he goes up to the women i'll have some of that and says "IS THAT RIGHT WHAT IT SAYS ON THE SIGN "

"yes" she replies

"Well wash your fukin hands and get me a pie "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fuk me

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