F#cking Foxes

[woodchip 2]

so today saw me assisting the sparkys in battersea london so i arrived at 7am got out of my van and there it was that bloody smell of a fox ,so anyways i went over to the flat were working on and waited for the sparky to turn up .

when he did he let me in to the GRND FLR flat when i got over to the kitchen to put the kettle on i saw a flash of orange and then i heard that unmistakeable cry so i opened the french doors and there they were 2 foxes fighting like b*****ds over what looked like a thrush (dead of course) i walked right up to them they saw me but carried on i got about 2ft away and they bolted over the fence and under the neighbours shed .

sparky came out and asked if there was a problem i told him about the foxes at which he said he had been hand feeding them all week and he showed me we went back into the flat left the doors open and within 5 minutes 1 of them was at the back door sniffing around ,the sparky got out some chicken he had left over from his dinner i was amazed the b*****d was feeding out of his hand .

The sparky was so smitten by the niceness of them, i soon tried to changed that i showed him pictures of last years lamb kills .He didnt believe i word i was saying .

But we had to pop to travis perkins to get some bits and i was chatting to the yardman about the foxes in front of the sparky and he told us about there old yard cat that was torn apart by 2 foxes he was really pissed off about it the cat had been a stray they adopted years ago he kept the rats population down on site but he was getting old and frail but he was there pet .

funny thing is sparky now wont be feeding the foxes anymore turns out he has three cats ..

I'm amazed by the way the neighbours seem to be so happy to live with the stinking thing they tear open there bin bags stink the place up and no one seems to be culling them