Glaswegian pie

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A long long time ago,

I can still remember how those weeji bampots made me laugh,

And I know if I had a chance to see those Neds and Sengas dance,

I'd laugh my f*****g arse off once again.

'Cos don't they realise it's not clever,

Drinking Buckfast doon the river,

Tucked in trackie bottoms,

They look just f*****g rotten!

I can't remember if I cried when I saw these bams in East Kilbride,

But it amused me deep inside, the day the mucker thrived!

 

And they were singin'........

Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie,

Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high,

Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July

Singin', "There's that posh wee c**t fae Milngavie!"

"There's that posh wee c**t fae Milngavie!"

 

Did you write the book of shite

"Can I borrow ten bob, gonnae gee'za light?"

Bugger off yer full o' pish!

Oh and do you believe in hardcore techno?

Huv ye gubbed 5 ectos fur a night at the Metro?

And can you teach me how to speak reeeaaallll slow?!

You can tell that she's in love wi' him,

'Cos he's fae Ibrox and she's a Tim,

They both kicked off their socks and those manky old Reeboks.

He was a scrawny youth with a GAP pullover,

A sovvy ring and a stolen Nova,

They fell in love when he muff dove 'er,

The day the muckers thrived....

 

And they were singin'........

Bye bye, eatin' Fraye Bentos pie

Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high,

Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July

Singin', "There's that posh wee c**t fae Milngavie!"

"There's thatposh wee c**t fae Milngavie!

 

 

Now for ten years you've been on the dole,

Hingin' aboot at the Paisley Toll,

And that's just how it's always been.

When the mucker screamed at the Polis van,

In a coat he'd stolen fae TopMan,

And a fag that came from you or me.

But while the cop was looking dapper,

The wee bam chibbed him on the napper,

Dressed all in Kappa clobber,

As he shouted, "suck ma dobber!".

While wee Tam stole a shirt fae 'Mark's',

And Boab slashed some c**t in the park,

They all buzzed petrol in the dark,

The day the Mucker thrived....